The Regulators Mr. President, My name is Zachary Mullinax. I am the Chief Executive Officer of the Regulators Company. It is my job to assist men much like you in times of crisis. And, I am the only one qualified to do so. I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, and served in the Navy for twenty seven years. I am now a retired Captain, and a political theorist. I have developed a simple, three-step plan of action to combat your failing economy, inadequate foreign policy, and dismal approval ratings. So, give me a fraction of your time, and allow me to enlighten you with the steps to success, by strengthening your foreign policy, strengthening you national policies, and by giving the eo le “what the want”.